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Stan, you need to lay off the cough syrup, all right, seriously. I'm worried about you man.

S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

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[Repeated line, while hunting]
It's coming right for us.

S01E03 — Volcano

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Words Cannot Express How Much I Hate You Guys

S03E14 — The Red Badge of Gayness

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Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?

S05E01 — It Hits the Fan

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Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!

S05E06 — Cartmanland

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