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Now, wait a minute. I wanna clear the air here. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon? [everybody around him raises his or her hand] Oh, whatever!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?
Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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They're not people! They're hippies!
S09E02 — Die Hippie, Die
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Sure, Vietnam was fun, but not going-to-the-circus fun or fly-fishing-in-Montana fun. It was more shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and then sitting in a tub of Tabasco sauce fun.
S02E06 — The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
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